QI, Series One [A]

Alan Davies:
I nearly injured myself the other day.

Stephen Fry:
Oh yes?

Alan Davies:
I was standing...

Stephen Fry:
This is a not quite interesting?

Alan Davies:
I was standing at the urinal and it was so high I had to stand on tip toe, and I nearly pulled a muscle in the hamstring area. It must have been a really really lanky plumber who put it up.

Stephen Fry:
It must have been.

Bill Bailey:
You were in a giant’s toilet.

Alan Davies:
Stumbled into a giant's loo.

Jeremy Hardy:
Might have been a fountain.

Bill Bailey:
It was a font in a church.

Alan Davies:
It was outdoors... [Realising what Bill said.] I was not weeing in a font! I resent that.

Bill Bailey:
I baptise you... oh, stop that. Distguting.