QI, Series One [A]

Alan Davies:
I had an ants nest in my flat once.

Stephen Fry:
Did you? What did you do?

Alan Davies:
Well, I was fairly stupid about it, because I saw an ant, I thought ‘there’s an ant in the flat’. And the next day I saw an ant and I thought ‘oh, there he is.’

Stephen Fry:
It’s the same one?

Alan Davies:
And this went on for a couple of weeks, and then one day I moved the telephone table, there’s loads of them there. They went, [gasps]. Hoovered them. Hoovered the lot of them.

Stephen Fry:
No.