Queer as Folk, Season 1

Lindsay:
We've been thinking of names. Mel wants to call him Abraham after her grandfather, but I like Gus.

[Brian looks at his son, then over to Justin.]

Brian:
What do you think?

Justin:
You wouldn't survive a day in school named Abraham, but I guess Gus is okay.

Melanie:
Thank you very much, and who the hell are you?

Brian:
His name's... Juh...

Michael:
Justin.

Brian:
You were on the phone when he shot his load all over me.

Lesbians in the room:
Ugh...

Lindsay:
Oh Brian!

Brian:
He can't help it. He's only 17.

Melanie:
So you and Lindsay each had an infant tonight.

Brian:
Mine doesn't suck on my breasts... unless I want him to.