Queer as Folk, Season 1

Emmett:
Oh my, whoever thought we'd see the day. Brian Kinney driving an Economy compact.

Ted:
Subcompact.

Brian:
I have to get another car this weekend.

Micheal:
Another fuck mobile?

Emmett:
Please, at his age he needs all the help he can get to attract those hot, young things.

[Emmett puts his arms around Justin and kisses his neck. Brian removes his arms and pulls Justin towards him]

Ted:
I thought after what happened you might consider something more practical.

Brian:
Something an accountant might drive?

Micheal:
You don't want any more weirdo's ramming into you.

Emmett:
Never heard him complaining about that before.