Queer as Folk, Season 1

[Brian is imagining Ted is Michael]

Brian:
So, how was work?

Michael:
Fat Marley had this really incredibly hickey and there was a sale on protein powder so every queen in the city was there. Except for you, of course.

Ted:
Boring. Work was boring. How 'bout you?

Michael:
Don't tell me, you took a client to a really fancy restaurant for lunch and there was this really hot waiter and he signaled for you to meet him in the linen closet and he gave you this amazing blowjob and then you went back to the table and the client never knew?

Brian:
How'd you guess?

Ted:
I asked you about work.

Brian:
Uh, I took a client to lunch and the waiter blew me in the linen closet.

Ted:
Really?

Michael:
Liar! You're such a liar!