Queer as Folk, Season 1

Emmett:
Ted! M-Melanie, hi... this is Heather, my date.

Melanie:
I'm sorry, I thought you said...

Ted:
He did.

Heather:
We're going for pizza. Wanna double?

Melanie:
"Double"?

Emmett:
They're not really a couple, Heather.

Ted:
I'm a homo.

Melanie:
And I'm a lesbo.

Heather:
Oh! I thought from the hug that maybe you were normal.

Melanie:
We are. What the hell's gotten into you?!

Ted:
He's "seen the light."

Melanie:
Where they shining it? Up your ass?

Heather:
"See the Light" is helping us build a happy heterosexual life.

Melanie:
While you're at it, why don't you ask the wizard for a brain?

Emmett:
I'm so glad that we amuse you.

Melanie:
Who's amused? I'm outraged!

Emmett:
Just ignore her, Heather. She doesn't understand.

Melanie:
Understand you assholes are setting back the gay rights movement about 50 years.