Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, Series One

[Gordon orders both Tim and Lee to cook omelettes]

Gordon:
(voiceover) An omelette is probably one of the first things at catering college. (to Tim) When was the last time you cooked an omelette?

Tim:
I've never cooked one before. No, I've never cooked an omelette before.

Gordon:
Oh, don't be stupid.

Tim:
I haven't.

[Tim and Lee serve the omelettes]

Gordon:
(cuts the omelette open) Look inside. What does that tell you?

Tim:
Uh...slightly overcooked.

Gordon:
Slightly? Tastes like fucking rubber. Both overcooked. That was shit by any standard. You're a head chef? You're taking the piss here, you know that? (silence) You are taking the piss, you know that?

Tim:
Yes, Gordon.