Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, Series One

[Tim is cooking dinner for his parents]

Gordon:
(voiceover) Lets not forget: Tim is a head chef.

Tim:
Fucking hell! [pulls out the croutons for the French onion soup and they are on fire; he blows out the fire and they are scorched] I burned them, yeah.

Gordon:
[laughing] Last thing I said was, "Don't forget your croutons!" He's managed to fuck them over at his Gran's house! [hits his head repeatedly]

Tim:
Ladies first, this is some French onion soup.

Gordon:
(voiceover) Minus the croutons.

Gordon:
What are we going to do with this numb-fuck?

Tim:
[Serving Chicken Kiev] Look at that, superb.

Gordon:
(voiceover) Torched on the outside and pink in the middle. As for the lemon meringue pie, he would've gotten a better reception if he threw it at them. Tim's family wouldn't dream of criticising him. But the paying customers on Valentine's night won't be as forgiving.

Gordon:
(to Tim) We've got 44 booked this Saturday night.

Tim:
Mm-hmm.

Gordon:
And you fucked up for four. What chance have you got for 44? I'm now starting to shit myself.