Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure, Season 1

Cassandra:
Fitzherbert! (Rapunzel gasps)

Rapunzel:
(sighs) not again. (Pascal also had enough of Eugene and Cassandra's argument)

Eugene:
I don't know what you're so upset about! Oh, wait, know was the wrong choice of words. (Rapunzel sees her painting and holds it then tosses it on the other paintings and walks to the hall while being annoyed) I meant, I don't care what you're so upset about.

Rapunzel:
(sighs deeply) Hey, guys! Everything okay? I couldn't help but overhear a--

Cassandra:
Not only did you take my halberd without asking, you got your disgusting hair all over it!

Eugene:
How dare you! First of all, I did not touch your halberd. Second of all, what is a halberd? (Cssandra shows it to him) Oh! Oh, a halberd. Okay, fine, you got me, but check out this shave. Smooth as a baby's bottom.

Cassandra:
Try a monkey's.

Rapunzel:
Okay. Okay. (tells Cassandra and Eugene when walking between them) Everyone, let's take a deep, calming, cleansing breath. (inhales, exhales)

Eugene:
To be fair, I asked several times if I could use that thing.

Cassandra:
And I said "no" every time.

Eugene:
Which shouldn't matter, because we both know I don't listen to you.

Rapunzel:
Guys, come on. This is ridiculous. (tells Cassandra and Eugene)

Cassandra:
Eugene, a halberd should only be handled by a skilled warrior.

Eugene:
Hello! Skilled warrior! (referring to himself) (grabs Cassandra's halberd from her and show her that she is wrong about him being a pro) You forgot Flynn Rider has handled plenty of weapons. (King Frederic's favorite vase shatters) Oh. (sees that he shattered it)

Cassandra:
Ha! Way to go, Eugene. (Rapunzel sees her dad's favorite vase is shattered on the floor)

Eugene:
That-- that's a faulty halberd right there. (points to it) (Rapunzel runs to her dad's favorite vase that is shattered by Eugene)

Rapunzel:
Let's not panic! I mean, it is-- was my dad's favorite, irreplaceable, one of a kind, most favorite vase, but--

Cassandra:
Hey, I have an idea, Eugene. Why not just steal him another one? Oh! Oh, wait, wait. You can't! This is a one of a kind vase.

Eugene:
(chuckles) Of course you would pronounce it "vahz", Cassandra.

Cassandra:
Yeah, yeah, "vayce," "vahz." Either way, it'll be the first the king sees when he sits down for dinner tonight, or doesn't see.

Eugene:
You just love making me look like an idiot in front of the king, don't ya?

Cassandra:
Nope, you do a perfect job of that all on your own. (Rapunzel sighs and walks back to her bedroom)

Eugene:
Thank you. Wait a minute!