Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure, Season 1

Cassandra:
Huh, look at that. (Varian sees her) You make a pretty good co-lady-in-waiting after all. (tells Varian)

Varian:
Oh, really? You sure you wanna put a label on it? (asks Cassandra) (he remembers what she said to him at the courtyard)

Cassandra:
Okay, so I could've been a little nicer earlier. It's just, today's kind of a big deal for me. (tells Varian while she climbs the ladder to put the bucket on the ladder)

Varian:
Oh, you're talking about getting that guard assignment from your dad. Aren't you? (asks Cassandra)

Cassandra:
No matter how much I want it or how hard I work, his standards for me are higher than they are for anyone else.

Varian:
Yeah. My dad's kind of hard to impress too. Dads. Am I right? Huh? (tells Cass and relates to her then she smiles at him) (bell chimes)

Cassandra:
(growls) Who am I kidding? (walks away from Varian) None of it matters anyway. It's already noon and I still have to make up all the guest rooms. (two guards walk by) (Varian walks to her)

Varian:
Hey! I-- I have an idea. I'll finish your chores for you, so then you can do your guard duty, and then maybe you can take a few minutes to be my assistant? (tells Cassandra)

Cassandra:
You sure you can get all this done? (asks Varian)

Varian:
Yeah. No problem. It's the kind of thing friends do, right? (tells Cassandra)

Cassandra:
Right! Friends. (agrees with Varian)

Rapunzel:
Carrots, celery, cucumbers. What do these have in common?

Eugene:
Uh, I don't eat them. No, wait. Don't tell me.

Rapunzel:
We chop them! But knives can be really dangerous! That's why I invented the Safety Slicer! Just load it up, and Slice! Voila!

Eugene:
Ooh! That seems a little extreme, right? I mean, for produce? Besides, I think they have something like that already.

Rapunzel:
Really? This too? Oh! How am I supposed to know everything that's ever been invented?

Eugene:
I don't know, maybe something a little more practical?

Rapunzel:
Practical. Okay. Sure. Automatic laundry cart?

Eugene:
Now that I have not seen. (shrieks)

Rapunzel:
Uh, Varian? What are you doing? (asks him)

Varian:
(grunting) Ugh! Hey, Princess. I'm helping Cass with her work so she can pull guard duty. (tells Rapunzel)

Rapunzel:
But shouldn't you be setting up your exhibit? (asks Varian)

Varian:
Oh, theoretically, but I am presenting second to last, so I figure that'll give me a few extra minutes to get ready. (chuckles) Plus, I just have that one room left right there. Oh, and that room. Oh, that-- that one, too. Also-- Also that one.

Rapunzel:
Look, Varian, I know you really like Cass, but I think--

Varian:
Don't worry. Cass agreed to be my assistant during my presentation, so, ya know, I got everything under control. On to the next room!

Rapunzel:
Oh, Varian, that is not a room, that's a...

Varian:
Oh, that's a-- (yelling) (thudding)

Rapunzel:
...staircase.

Captain of the Guards:
Master Dr. St. Croix, welcome! It is a pleasure to have you with us!

Master. Dr. St. Croix:
I imagine it would be. I assume you are to be my personal security detail.

Captain of the Guards:
Um, unfortunately, no, but I have chosen my very best man for the job.

Master. Dr. St. Croix:
Mm-hmm.

Varian:
(grunts, sighs) (puts the laundry inside the chute)

Cassandra:
Wiped out? (asks Varian)

Varian:
Who? Me? No. Just fainted. Uh, I mean, fin-- I finished.

Cassandra:
Finished? Wow. Varian, I'm impressed.

Varian:
Oh, it was no big deal. Now, um, if you'll excuse me, I have a contest to win. Assistant?

Cassandra:
Remember, you said it would only take a minute, I'm on duty.

Stan:
(shattering) Ow! My back! I went to get Master St. Croix a drink and slipped on the floor! What kind of monster would leave a wet floor where people could slip on it?

Captain of the Guards:
Uh, Stan, what happened?

Stan:
(bones crack) Oh! My back!

Captain of the Guards:
We need someone to replace him as Master St. Croix's detail. Pete! On the double!