Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure, Season 3

Eugene:
(laughing) Now that we don't have to split the profits with the Stabbingtons, I'm gonna take Stalyan out on a really fancy date. I'm talking a place with tables and napkins and utensils... (chair creaks) you know, a nice place. (tells teen Lance) (Rapunzel appears)

Rapunzel:
Hello! (teen Eugene fells off his stool)

Eugene:
W-what?

Rapunzel:
Um... (clears throat) I mean, um, (using "tough guy" voice) hello, jerks. We have another, um, opportunity we thought you two might be interested in.

Teen Eugene:
Nah, we're all set. (wipes dust from his coat) Besides, I'm surprised you came back. We left you and Ugly high and dry back there.

Rapunzel:
Me and Ug-- (gasps) Who's ugly? He's not ugly. (Pascal squeaks) He's adorable. (Pascal chirps when Raps pets him) (teen Eugene and Lance are unamused)

Teen Sideburns:
Who's adorable? (Patchy is on Sideburns) You are! (Patchy goes off Sideburs) You are, buddy! (pinches teen Patchy's cheek) That's eight, my little buddy. (Patchy waves awkwardly to teen Eugene and Lance)

Teen Eugene:
Uh, feeling okay, Sideburns?

Rapunzel:
Oh, right. Nah, he's ugly. (agrees with teen Eugene) (Pascal squeaks angrily) (Raps looks at Pascal) And tough. We're both tough. (walks to teen Eugene and Lance) Nothi-- Nothing but a couple of tough guys over here. (punches teen Eugene) (teen Eugene struggling to catch two priceless eggs)

Teen Eugene:
Whoa!

Teen Lance:
Ahh! (teen Eugene struggling to catch two priceless eggs) (teen Lance gasp) You told me there was only one egg!

Teen Eugene:
There was! After I took the first one. (Rapunzel is mad when she walks to teen Eugene)

Rapunzel:
You tried to cheat Lance?

Teen Lance:
Ha! I shoulda known! You were always trying to cheat me, Flynn.

Teen Eugene:
I'm not always trying to cheat you, Lance. Alright, let's call it 70-30. (Rapunzel and teen Lance are mad at teen Eugene)

Teen Lance:
You are a selfish jerk, you know that?!

Teen Eugene:
Yeah, well, being a selfish jerk, is how you get ahead in this world. (mad at teen Lance)

Teen Lance:
Oh, that's it! (mad and pushes teen Eugene to the ground) (indistinct yelling) (Raps and Pascal see a fight of teen Eugene and teen Lance) (glass smashing) (Pascal squeaks)

Teen Eugene:
Lance! (clears throat) After some spirited discourse, Lance and I have decided that we'd to partake in your opportunity as we have recently come into some rather, it's call it, unfortunate financial limitations. (teen Lance removes the shards off teen Eugene's hair) (glass tinkling)

Rapunzel:
Wise choice, boys. (she, Pascal, teen Eugene and teen Lance see the blueprints of the castle)

Teen Lance:
So, what's the mark?

Rapunzel:
The royal vault. (Pascal squeak)

Teen Lance:
Come again?

Teen Eugene:
You say what now?

Rapunzel:
Once it's dark, we'll creep in through a small crack in the curtain walls surrounding the castle. (draws lines the blueprint of the walls) Then, we'll make our entry here. (draws an x on the blueprint of the guard's tower)

Teen Eugene:
Uh, that's the guard's tower. You know, where all the guards hang out. We'll never be able to sneak past them.

Rapunzel:
We won't have to sneak past them. We're gonna sneak under them. (tells teen Eugene and teen Lance)