Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure, Season 3

All:
Surprise!

Eugene:
Gah! Whoa... This is for me? Why?

Rapunzel:
Because today is your actual birthday!

Eugene:
It is? Oh, wow! (walks to the center of the throne room while being excited) This party is for me. An entire evening where everyone gathers to pay homage to my existence? Oh, how did I go so many years without-?

King Edmund:
Because I sent him away as a babe and his whole life was a lie. (Rapunzel gives a stern look to him) (Pascal squeaks) (Hamuel caws) (Rapunzel bites her lip)

Eugene:
Always a dependable ray of sunshine, Dad. Well, bring on the cake! (Hamuel caws) (Pascal squeaks) (Rapunzel signals Attila to bring the cart then she smiles) (Attila wheels the cart to Eugene) Hold up. I don't mean to nitpick but there are one too many candles on this cake. (counts the candles)

Rapunzel:
Uh... no. Nope, that's right. You are one year older than you thought, Eugene. Hooray for another birthday surprise!

Eugene:
(laughs) (does not realize that he is 26 years old) You are so funny, but also incorrect. I am 25 years old. The number of candles on this cake indicates that I'm 26 years old. One year too many.

King Edmund:
No, no, you're 26 years old today.

Rapunzel:
Yep, that's right. 26!

Shorty:
He's 26, all right.

Man:
He's 26. Yes.

Man:
He simply looks 26. (overlapping chatter)

Woman:
26. (chuckles)

Nigel:
Yes, 26.

Eugene:
Would everyone stop saying my age out loud? (rattling and Shorty pops out of the cake has the frosting of Eugene's face) (Shorty grunts)

Shorty:
Happy 26th birthday, Horace. (thuds)

Eugene:
Wow. (about to fall then Lance gives Eugene a chair to sit on) (disppointed) I am a year older than I think I am? This explains the lines on my eyes. Are these crow's feet? (Hamuel caws)

Rapunzel:
Right, well, why don't you take your mind off your age and make a wish? (walks Eugene to his birthday cake) Come on. (goes to the other side of Eugene while holding his arm)

Eugene:
Well, I can think of at least one wish I'd like to have come true in the very near future. (inhales sharply) (Rapunzel takes out the box from her hair while Pascal squeaks) (wind blows the candles out) (the banner flies to the floor) What the... (everyone sees that Cassandra crashed the party)

Cassandra:
Swell party. I'm guessing my invitation got lost in the mail? (King Frederic is mad while Queen Arianna and Monty are scared when they see Cassandra) (Maximus snorts) (Kiera, Catalina and Lance are scared while Max is mad to see Cassandra)

Eugene:
I think for the next party, I'd like to have at least some input on the guest list.

Cassandra:
(blade rings) If you don't mind, I'm going to help myself to a slice of this cake. (walks inside the throne room while dragging the black rock sword) (Stan, Pete and Xavier are mad at Cassandra while Big Nose and Feldspar are scared)

Lance:
What does she want? Why show up here now? (eating popcorn while asking Eugene about Cassandra crashing the party) Is she here to apologize or for a fight? She's probably here for a fight!

Eugene:
Quiet! (he elbows Lance to stop talking while the latter is munching on popcorn fast) (Cassandra puts the sword on her back when she walks to the cake to take a slice of it)

Rapunzel:
It's... (sighs) Where have you been? (walks behind her former best friend and asks her while Pascal is mad at Cassandra)

Cassandra:
Helping myself, you might say. It's about time I helped myself, don't you think?

Lance:
I think she wants to fight.

Eugene:
Shh!

Cassandra I thought a lot about how we left things and it makes me sad.

Rapunzel:
Oh, it makes me sad, too. I... I miss you, Cassandra. (Pascal squeaks angrily at Cassandra) I want us to be friends again.

Cassandra:
Yeah, we both have things the other wants, which brings me to why I'm here. I want you to give me the scroll.

Eugene:
(in singsongy voice) I wouldn't do that. The Scroll has the instructions to the wield the power of the MoonStone and the Sun-Drop.

Cassandra:
Stay out of this, Fitzherbert. Blondie can think for herself, Hmm? Give me the scroll and I'll leave Corona in peace.

Rapunzel:
Cassandra, I don't think-

Cassandra:
Oh, I know. It's hard making decisions when the only friends and advisors you have left are ex-convicts and losers. (refers to Eugene and Lance

Eugene:
Hey, we are not ex-convicts!

Lance:
Technically, we have never been convicted of anything. (fist bumps Eugene)

Cassandra:
I'll give you some time to decide. Enjoy your party, Fitzherbert. (she throws the plate with the cake to Eugene but he tries to catch it then Lance eats the cake) (leaves)

Eugene:
Just to be clear, because I think it's important, I did not wish for that.