Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure, Season 3

Captain of the Guard:
King Frederic, Queen Arianna. As the Captain of the Corona Royal Guard, I have sworn to defend this kingdom against all who threaten it. But as a father, I cannot face my daughter in battle. (takes his helmet off and bow) And so it is with a heavy heart that I retire from my post. (Rapunzel, Eugene, Lance, Maximus, Attila, Vladimir and Ulf gasp) (Pete sighs and fainted then Stan holds him)

King Frederic:
Captain, you have served Corona with dignity and pride for so many years. Thank you.

Queen Arianna:
And we respect your decision.

Captain of the Guard:
As for my replacement, it was a very difficult decision. There are so many qualified guards.

Stan:
Can we get some water over here?

Lance:
Have any of these guards ever successfully guarded anything?

Captain of the Guard:
My replacement has put his life on the line for Corona countless times, and so it is with utmost confidence that I recommend Eugene Fitzherbert.

Eugene:
(spit take) Wha-- (shocked)

Lance:
(laughs) Captain Fitzherbert. I like the sound of that. Yeah, buddy, I have a few outstanding citations, so if those could somehow, you know, disappear? (chuckles)

Captain of the Guard:
What do you say, Fitzherbert?