Recess, Season 2

Gretchen:
[enters the cafeteria and finds Kurst in the kitchen, eating all the food from the fridge; fiercely] Kurst! I want my Galileo computer! I know Mundy gave it to you and I want it back!

Kurst:
That piece of junk? I traded it. You can't eat a copy thingy. Now butt off! I'm about to enjoy an all-I-can-eat buffet, courtesy of Third Street School.

Gretchen:
But, but-

Kurst:
You heard me, blow! Go on, dangle!

Gretchen:
[narrating] Maybe I should've just turned around and walked away. Maybe I should've gone to the authorities and let the system do its job. Maybe I should've done a lot things, but I didn't. Before I knew it hit me, something inside me snapped. [shouting infuriated] KURST!!! I WANT MY GALILEO, AND I WANT IT NOW!

Kurst:
Oh, you do, do ya? Well, that's too bad, 'cause I handed it over to Señor Pudding!

[Krust and Gretchen start throwing food to each other; fade back to the present]

Gretchen:
I got Kirsten Kurst a couple of times, then she blindsided me with a bowl of tapioca. When I came to my senses, she was gone. I managed to sneak out of there, unseen, but by the time I was done wiping pudding out of my hair, Finster was all over me like a pig on sorbet.

Sue Bob:
But I don't get it. How'd Finster finger you?

Ms. Lemon:
It was wasn't so tough, girly. Gretchen here, left a trail of clues a mile wide. "Nefarious" happens to be the word she won last year's spelling bee with. The viscosity of liquid soap was the subject of her blue ribbon science fair project, and finally, here's a tissue, for Pete's sake, you missed a spot of tapioca on your glasses. Oh, you're smart, Grundler, but it's all book and no street. [laughs]

Gretchen:
[takes off her glasses and wipes the tapioca spot with the tissue] Anyway, I guess you could say I got what's coming to me.