Red Dwarf, Series IV
Lister:
Let me get this straight. Is she doing what I think she's doing?
Cat:
Why? What do you think she's doing?
Lister:
Playing pool with planets.
Rimmer:
Is that possible?
Lister:
Well, it's not going to work. It's completely insane. It's whacko. It's noodle-doodle.
Cat:
I'm with you, buddy.
Lister:
No, not the idea, the shot. There's not enough side.
Rimmer:
"Side?"
Lister:
Yeah, side-spin. It's a complete mis-cue.
Rimmer:
What are you drivelling about, Lister? We're talking about a computer with an IQ in excess of twelve thousand.
Lister:
Doesn't mean she can play pool. I can. Trust me. I know whereof I speak. Aigburth Arms on a Friday night, they used to call me Dave "Cinzano Bianco" Lister, 'cause once I was on the table, you couldn't get rid of me. This pool arm is as sound as a dollarpound, and I promise you that shot will not come off! She's topped it, that's what she's done, she's topped it! It's a felt-ripper! That planet is off the table and into somebody's pint of beer!
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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