Red Dwarf, Series V

Rimmer:
Err, where are you going? Err, what are you doing? My God! Are you going to take a flying leap?

Maid:
We are going to summon the Master.

Rimmer:
The Master?

Maid:
You have been prepared for him.

Rimmer:
This 'Master' character - and I acknowledge that I may not want to know the full answer to this one - but why does he want me oily in particular? Obviously, whatever he has in mind is facilitated by my being slippery and pliant, yes?

Second maid:
He always likes his victims to be oiled. An oiled body is so much better for conducting the electricity.

Rimmer:
Not the best news, but it could have been worse.