Red Dwarf, Series VIII

[Lister and Rimmer plan to leave after seeing Krytie TV's "Ladies Shower Night," fearing it could damage their appeal]

Rimmer:
I want no part of this.

Lister:
Me neither.

Rimmer:
We've gotta go.

Lister:
Right now.

Rimmer:
Not a minute to lose.

Lister:
I'm dust.

Rimmer:
Me too. After two. One, two, go!

[They still sit there, moving their heads sideways, while watching the feature.]

Kryten:
And now, I'm going to stare at a cracked floor tile. [He does so. The other inmates yell in displeasure.]

Kill Crazy:
What's he doing that for?!

Kryten:
Remember: Shower Night is a Pay-Per-View event. Start filling those buckets!

[Men in "Krytie TV" t-shirts approach the inmates with buckets. The inmates put cans of beer, cigarettes and other items in the buckets.]

Rimmer:
I don't believe this! He's running it like a business! There's even a bloke there selling ice creams!

Lister:
Never mind him. Now. We got to go RIGHT NOW.

Rimmer:
I'm going, I'm going.

Kryten:
And now, I'm going to get close and personal with one of the showers, Miss Kristine Kochanski!

[Rimmer and Lister stop as soon as they hear this and slowly turn round.]

Rimmer:
Fancy a choc-ice?

[They sit down. Lister pushes another inmate's head out the way.]