Red vs. Blue, Season 1

Simmons:
Okay, Private Donut, here's the deal—

Grif:
I just refuse to call him Private Donut.

Simmons:
We've got a very important mission for you. You think you can handle it?

Donut:
Absolutely!

Simmons:
We need you to go to the store and get two quarts of elbow grease.

Grif:
Yeah and, uh, pick up some... headlight fluid for the Puma too.

Donut:
The what?

Simmons:
He means the Warthog.

Grif:
You do know where the store is, right, Rookie?

Donut:
What? Uh, yeah! Yeah, of course I do. Sure. No problem.

Simmons:
Well, get going then.

[Donut starts to go left]

Grif:
Other way.

[Donut turns around and goes right]

Donut:
I knew that! Just... got turned around, that's all.

[Donut goes off frame]

Simmons:
How long do you think until he figures out there's no store?

Grif:
I'd say... at least a week.

[camera cuts to Donut]

Donut:
Elbow grease! How stupid do they think I am? Once I get back to base with the headlight fluid, I'm gonna talk to the sergeant.