Red vs. Blue, Season 1

[Donut runs into a room with Caboose standing next to the Blue flag; Caboose thinks that Donut is the general and Donut thinks the Blue base is the store]

Caboose:
Wow! You got here fast!

Donut:
Why is everybody so freaking rude in this canyon?!

Caboose:
I'm not, sir! What can I do for ya?

Donut:
Finally! Someone with a little respect around here!

Caboose:
Yes, sir! [motions toward flag] I assume you're here because of this.

Donut:
Wait... is this all you have?

Caboose:
Uh, yes, sir! That's it!

Donut:
Aw man! This figures. Shit. What about elbow grease?

Caboose:
Ummm...

Donut:
Headlight fluid?

Caboose:
Nope. All we have is this flag.

Donut:
Well, I can't go back empty-handed. I guess I'll take that.

Caboose:
Sure... that makes sense... I guess...

Donut:
Man, they're gonna give me so much shit for coming back with just this stupid flag.

[Donut runs off with the Blue flag]