Red vs. Blue, Season 1

Tucker:
Oh, great. Now he's taunting us! That's just embarrassing.

Church:
All right, that's it! I've had it! Rookie, you stay here. Me and Tucker, we'll head through the teleporter, we'll cut him off at the pass.

Caboose:
Right!

Church:
Tucker, you ready? Let's go.

Tucker:
There is no way I'm going through that thing.

Church:
Tucker, we don't have time for this. Why would they give us a teleporter if it doesn't work?

Tucker:
I don't know! Why would they give us a tank that no one can drive?

Church:
We already tested the teleporter, remember?

Tucker:
We threw rocks through it!

Church:
Yeah and so what? The rocks came through the other side, didn't they?

Tucker:
Yeah, but they were all hot and covered with black stuff.

Church:
Oh, so I guess that's what this is all about then? You're afraid of a little black stuff.

Tucker:
Yes, I am. I am afraid of black stuff.

Church:
Tucker, I almost hate to do this to ya. [Church points his gun at him]

Tucker:
You wouldn't.

Church:
You know, I look at it this way: either a) we go through there and get the flag back, or b) we stay here, and I get to kill you. Either way, I win.

Tucker:
For the record, I want you to know: rocks aren't people.

Church:
Duly noted. Now get in there.

Tucker:
Crap! All right. One... two...

[Tucker runs through the teleporter]

[Seconds pass and Tucker hasn't come out of the teleporter]

Caboose:
Huh. He didn't come out the other side...

Church:
Yeah. I've, uh... I've decided I'm not gonna use the teleporter.

[Church runs away from the base]

Church:
Okay, Rookie, you stay here. I'll be back with the flag.