Red vs. Blue, Season 1

[Church catches up to Donut in middle of canyon]

Church:
FREEZE! [aims assault rifle at Donut]

Donut:
Hey, why the hell were you shooting at me? You could've hit me, dick!

Church:
Can it! Don't try to play stupid with me, Sarge! I know who you are. We've been spying on you for three weeks now.

Donut:
I just got here two hours ago and I'm not a Sergeant, I'm a Private.

Church:
Wait a minute, you're not the Sergeant!

Donut:
Yeah! That's what I just said.

Church:
Well then how the hell did you manage to steal our flag?

Donut:
Steal? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

[Tucker suddenly pops out through the teleporter]

Tucker:
THREE!

Church:
JESUS!

Donut:
HOLY SHIT! Who is this guy?

Church:
What in the hell?! Tucker? Is that you?

Tucker:
How did you get up here ahead of me?

Donut:
And what's with that black shit on your armor?

Tucker:
Hey! Freeze, Sarge! [Tucker levels his weapon at Donut's head]

Donut:
Will you stop calling me a Sergeant? I'm still just a Private!

Tucker:
The Sarge is still a Private? Oh. My. God. The teleporter sent me back in time!