Red vs. Blue, Season 1

Tucker:
Uh oh.

[A large shadow flies over the Red Base]

Tucker:
: Hey, Caboose, you might wanna get out of the tank like right now!

Caboose:
I can't figure out how to GET THIS THING OPEN!

Sheila:
Night vision engaged.

Tucker:
Rookie! Get out now!

[Line of explosions approach the tank as Caboose is talking]

Caboose:
(desperate) Ok... open the... ok... uh, Sheila will you please open the door?

Sheila:
Driver canopy open. Thank you for using the M808V Main Battle T-

[Caboose escapes as Sheila is hit by an air strike, blasting her upside down]

Caboose:
Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap!! Running, running, running! Man... That was close.

Tucker:
Look at your tank though.

Sheila:
[in a fading voice, referencing 2001: A Space Odyssey] I'm scared Dave. Will I dream? Daaaivvvvy... Daaaivvvvvy...

Caboose:
(screaming) SHEEEEIIIIIILLLLLLLAAAAAAA!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Tucker:
What? No! Sheila! Sheila! Wait, who's Sheila?

Caboose:
(devastated) Shiela's the lady in the tank. She was my friend.

Tucker:
Oh, dude! I knew you could pick up chicks in a tank!