Red vs. Blue, Season 1

Church:
Bottom line is: these freelancers, they're bad news. And Tex is one of the worst.

Caboose:
If he's such a badass, why didn't he kill you?

Church:
To tell you, I don't know why I'm not dead. Could have killed me at any point. But maybe it's because Tex and I have run into eachother once before.

Tucker:
Where?

Church:
You, uh... You remember that girl I told you about back home? Well, let's just say that Tex is the real reason why we never got married. [starts to fade away] Guys, I'm fading fast and I don't know when I'll be back. Just listen to my warning. Don't let Tex get involved here.

Tucker:
Okay.

Church:
I mean it, Tucker. No fighting, no scouting, nothing! You'll regret it. [fades away completely]

Tucker:
So! Tex and Church were after the same girl.

Caboose:
I told you his girlfriend was a slut!

[Camera pans and Tex appears]