Red vs. Blue, Season 1

[Tex runs outside red base cloaked]

Simmons:
Did you hear that?

Grif:
Yeah.

Donut:
[whispers] Hey, what's going on?

[Tex sticks Donut with a plasma grenade]

Grif:
What the fuck?

Donut:
What?

Simmons:
What is that thing?

Donut:
What thing?

Grif:
There's something on your head.

Donut:
What, is it a spider? Get it off!

Simmons:
No, it's not a spider. It's like a blue thing...

Donut:
What, like a blue spider? Get it off!!

Grif:
It's not a spider! Now calm down! It's some kind of fuzzy, pulsating thing...

Donut:
That doesn't sound much better than a spider!

Simmons:
Does it hurt?

Donut:
No.

Simmons:
Maybe we should try to take it off.

Grif:
Good idea. Go for it.

Simmons:
Me? By "we", I mean you, asshole.

Donut:
Well, someone needs to get it off. It might be dangerous.

[The plasma grenade explodes]

Grif and Simmons:
SON OF A BITCH!