Red vs. Blue, Season 1

Caboose:
[Watching Tex through a sniper rifle] Man, he's really kicking their asses.

Tucker:
How come I never get the fucking sniper rifle?

Caboose:
I'm really glad Tex is on our team and not theirs.

Tucker:
Sure makes things a lot easier on us.

Caboose:
Yeah... I think switching Tex for Church was a good trade.

Tucker:
It definitely seems like your killing Church is working out for us.

Caboose:
You think so, I was gonna say something but uh, but you know.

Tucker:
Did Tex get into the base?

[Tex enters the reds base]

Caboose:
Yeah.

Church:
Blue team flag returned.

Tucker:
What the?! Who said that?

Church:
[clears voice] Sorry that was me. I uh, I guess I had something stuck in my throat. Your flag is back by the way.

Caboose:
Hey, its Church!

Church:
Yeah, its me, hey Caboose.

Caboose:
Hey Church, what are you up to?

Church:
Caboose, hehe, I'm not really hear to make small talk, ok, how did you guys manage to get your flag back?

Tucker:
W-What, oh, that flag? We've always had that.

Church:
Tucker, who do think your trying to fool...hey wait a second, where's Tex?

Tucker:
Um, I'm not really sure he said was going to the store, uh something about elbow grease.

Church:
Oh great, this is so typical! What was the one thing I told you guys the last time I appeared?

Caboose:
That sidewinder is cold!

Church:
argh, what was the other one thing I told you.

Tucker:
Not to let him get involved?

Church:
Right, and what did you do?

Tucker:
We let him get involved.

Church:
And not just a little involved, how involved?

Caboose:
Very, very involved.