Red vs. Blue, Season 1

Sarge:
Freeze.

[Lopez enters base]

Sarge:
Drop your weapons.

Tex:
Hey buddy.

Sarge:
What?

Tex:
You really better hope the first one knocks me out.

[Sarge knocks out Tex]

Grif:
Ow, what the? Frickin head, Jesus.

Simmons:
He's hurt Grif, but he'll make, but we'll need to get him some help, fast.

Grif:
Yeah, yeah, hold on a second, what happened here? First Donuts head exploded and then you fainted, and then some black thing showed up-

Simmons:
[Simmons interrupts Grif] Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, I did not faint, something knocked me out.

Grif:
Ok fine, just keep lying to yourself, whatever helps you sleep at night.

Simmons:
Man, just go find Sarge, we need to get Donut out of here.

Grif:
[Sarcastically] Yeah sure, oh and uh, I'm fine by the way, thanks for asking.

Simmons:
Whatever no one likes you anyway.