Red vs. Blue, Season 1

Church:
But you can't blame her for being so aggressive. It's not entirely her fault to begin with.

Tucker:
Right, you should blame God. First he makes hangovers, and now half-women, half-sharks that won't even sleep with me. Thanks for nothing, God!

Church:
Will you shut up with that? She got recruited in to some kind of weird experimental program back during basic where they infused her armor with this really aggressive A.I. I'm not really sure how it all works, but all I know is it made her meaner and tougher than hell.

Caboose:
A.I. What's the A stand for?

Church:
Artificial

Caboose:
What's the...

Church:
(Interrupting Caboose) Intelligence

Caboose:
Ohhhhhh, what was the A again?

Church:
Let's move on.

Tucker:
So, the military put this program in her head, and that program made her a killer. But underneath it all she's really just a sweet, down-home girl?

Church:
Oh hell no. She's always been a rotten bitch, it's just now she's a rotten bitch with cybernetic enhancements.

Tucker:
Wow. Sounds like you really won the lottery with that one. Good catch there buddy, she's a keeper.

Church:
So how're you doing, Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever?

Caboose:
I think so... That guy Tex is really a robot, and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you... a gay robot.

Church:
Yeah... that's right... I'm a gay robot.