Red vs. Blue, Season 1

Sarge:
They're definitely special-ops. I haven't seen troop movements this coordinated since my days on Sidewi- [Sarge gets possessed by Church] Wakeegeeheerager!

Grif:
Sir, are you OK?

Church/Sarge:
Uhh... who ya talking to red? Me?

Grif:
No, I'm talking to Lopez, because, you know, that's real rewarding [Lopez swipes at Grif] Hey, what'd I tell you about that?

Church/Sarge:
I..uh..I'm fine! That's...I'm just so mad about, these..uh..goddamn blues out here! They got me so goddamn mad, I could spit! [Church(Sarge) spits in his helmet]

Grif:
Um...sir? Did you just spit inside your own helmet?

Church/Sarge:
Uh...yeah. I guess did.

Grif:
Permission to speak freely sir?

Church/Sarge:
Go ahead.

Grif:
That's really fucking gross.