Red vs. Blue, Season 2

Tucker:
Hey Church, we have a problem.

Church:
I am not your mother, so don't come tattling to me every time one of you does something that the other one doesn't like!

Tucker:
I'm telling you, he's crazy. He keeps threatening me and talking in a scary voice.

Caboose:
No I didn't.

Tucker:
Oh, so you're saying you didn't threaten to cut off my head and give it to Church as a birthday present?

Caboose:
You know, I think you're taking my words a little out of context.

Tucker:
What, what context?!

Church:
Listen guys, this competition thing has got to stop, okay ? I thought we'd established by now-

Doc:
Excuse me?

Church:
Hey pal, one second, okay? I'm in the middle of something here. Look, I thought we'd established by now- I don’t like either of you, okay? So competing for my attention is not gonna do you any good.

Doc:
Excuse me.

Church:
Okay. Yes. Hello. Who are you?

Caboose:
[Scary Voice] Don’t. Ever. Be. Alone.

Tucker:
...he’s doing that thing again!

Doc:
My name is... DuFresne. Are you Private Tucker?

Church:
No I'm not Private Tucker, my name is Church. [Turning towards Tucker] This is Private Tucker.

Tucker:
Yo!

Church:
And our friend over there in regulation blue, that's Caboose. Or... O'Malley or whatever the hell he's calling himself.

Caboose:
Why does he always introduce me second?

Tucker:
Because he hates you.

Doc:
I received your call for a medic.

Caboose:
Medic? That was like three months ago...

Church:
Yeah what'd you do? Crawl all the way here?

Doc:
I came here as quickly as I could. Where is the patient?

Church:
Well, about fifty yards behind you, and six feet straight down.

Doc:
Oh... I'm sorry about your loss...

Church:
What? Oh yeah. Yeah... Thanks man... That was tough but what anybody can do...

Caboose:
We didn't like her very much... [Whispering] She was mean to other people.

Doc:
And who's in the other grave.

Church:
That's eh... That's me! I'm in that grave.

Doc:
Ahem... Of course!

Caboose:
See, uh, he got killed by this, uh... crazy runaway tank-

Tucker:
[Interrupting] Or by the idiot driving it.

Caboose:
Oh yeah, and then he became, uh, this really mean ghost, and uh, took over a Mexican robot's body. Oh, and then we had to (that's right) spray-paint him (to make him blue), and now he is alive again, and he is a bionic man. Who... is blue.