Red vs. Blue, Season 2

Church:
Okay, Tucker, I need you to get up there, help Caboose shore up a defense, establish a suppressing fire, and hold that position until further notice.

Tucker:
I didn’t even know what half of that meant.

Church:
Just go over to Caboose’s rock, and fire your gun a bunch.

Tucker:
That rock? Yeah, I don’t think so.

Church:
We do not. Have time. To discuss this.

Tucker:
Sure, no time for you to discuss it! You get to hang out here with Nancy-no-bullets just shootin' the breeze! Meanwhile, I’m out there, running around, eating a machine-gun sandwich.

Church:
Tucker, we’re going to give you covering fire!

Tucker:
Covering fire? Unless that means you’re going to build a huge, bulletproof wall between me and them, I think you need to come up with a new plan. Preferably one that involves me keeping the same quantity of blood that I have right now.

Church:
No problem. Oh, wait, wait, does the blood have to be in your body?