Red vs. Blue, Season 2

Red vs Blue, also known as RvB, is a RoosterTeeth science fiction comedy series created by Rooster Teeth Productions. more »

[Zooms over to blue base where Church and Tucker are chatting]

Tucker:
Hey Church, if your body is the red team's old droid, and droids usually fix stuff, can't you just activate your repair sequence and fix Sheila?

Church:
Huh... well, yeah, it's worth a shot, I guess. *Ahem* All right, stand back. [Church starts grunting for six seconds]

Tucker:
Anything?

Church:
Yeah, it's not as easy as you'd think it'd be.

Tucker:
Maybe there's a button on you somewhere.

Church:
See what you can find. I'll keep trying from in here. [Begins grunting again] Oh, hey.

Tucker:
Found it?

Church:
Nah, no, wait. All I found was the time and temperature function. It is currently 26 degrees, by the way.

Tucker:
What? It's not 26 degrees out here, that's freezing.

Church:
Celsius, Tucker.

Tucker:
Come on dude, Celsius sucks. [Tucker bends down to only find a switch in Church's crotch] Hey, I found something.

Church:
Oh yeah, you found a button?

Tucker:
No dude, it's more like a...switch.

Church:
Well, give it a flip. [Tucker stand up to face Church]

Tucker:
I don't wanna flip it.

Church:
What's the problem?

Tucker:
It's in a weird place.

Church:
Oh, you gotta be kidding me!

Tucker:
You flip it!

Church:
These arms aren't that flexible. I can't even reach down there.

Tucker:
What about Caboose?

Church:
Aw man, he's so stupid. I don't even know if he knows how to operate a switch.

Tucker:
Aw man.

Church:
Tucker, come on! We'll laugh about it later. I'll buy you dinner. [Tucker bends down to flip the switch but comes back up, unsuccessful]

Tucker:
It won't move. Its stuck.

Church:
Did you try wiggling it?

Tucker:
No way, I'm not wiggling your dongle.

Church:
Oh stop being a baby. Just wiggle it. [Tucker bend down to wiggle the switch as five seconds flow by in silence]

Church:
Ssssoooo, you from around here baby? [Tucker shoots back up]

Tucker:
Okay look, if you want me to do this, you can't talk.

Church:
Alright, alright, I'm sorry. I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.

Tucker:
I wish Tex was here. She wouldn't have any problem flipping it.

Church:
You obviously did not know Tex that well.

Tucker:
There, got it. Feel any different?

Church:
No, what?! Hey that's odd. Can you hear something beeping?

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