Red vs. Blue, Season 2
[Zooms over to blue base where Church and Tucker are chatting]
Tucker:
Hey Church, if your body is the red team's old droid, and droids usually fix stuff, can't you just activate your repair sequence and fix Sheila?
Church:
Huh... well, yeah, it's worth a shot, I guess. *Ahem* All right, stand back. [Church starts grunting for six seconds]
Tucker:
Anything?
Church:
Yeah, it's not as easy as you'd think it'd be.
Tucker:
Maybe there's a button on you somewhere.
Church:
See what you can find. I'll keep trying from in here. [Begins grunting again] Oh, hey.
Tucker:
Found it?
Church:
Nah, no, wait. All I found was the time and temperature function. It is currently 26 degrees, by the way.
Tucker:
What? It's not 26 degrees out here, that's freezing.
Church:
Celsius, Tucker.
Tucker:
Come on dude, Celsius sucks. [Tucker bends down to only find a switch in Church's crotch] Hey, I found something.
Church:
Oh yeah, you found a button?
Tucker:
No dude, it's more like a...switch.
Church:
Well, give it a flip. [Tucker stand up to face Church]
Tucker:
I don't wanna flip it.
Church:
What's the problem?
Tucker:
It's in a weird place.
Church:
Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
Tucker:
You flip it!
Church:
These arms aren't that flexible. I can't even reach down there.
Tucker:
What about Caboose?
Church:
Aw man, he's so stupid. I don't even know if he knows how to operate a switch.
Tucker:
Aw man.
Church:
Tucker, come on! We'll laugh about it later. I'll buy you dinner. [Tucker bends down to flip the switch but comes back up, unsuccessful]
Tucker:
It won't move. Its stuck.
Church:
Did you try wiggling it?
Tucker:
No way, I'm not wiggling your dongle.
Church:
Oh stop being a baby. Just wiggle it. [Tucker bend down to wiggle the switch as five seconds flow by in silence]
Church:
Ssssoooo, you from around here baby? [Tucker shoots back up]
Tucker:
Okay look, if you want me to do this, you can't talk.
Church:
Alright, alright, I'm sorry. I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
Tucker:
I wish Tex was here. She wouldn't have any problem flipping it.
Church:
You obviously did not know Tex that well.
Tucker:
There, got it. Feel any different?
Church:
No, what?! Hey that's odd. Can you hear something beeping?
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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