Red vs. Blue, Season 2

[As Doc approaches the Blue base, apparently part of a Red plan]

Caboose:
[looking through the sniper scope] Oh, Church, Church. Okay, I-I see something. [through the scope, we see Grif and Simmons leaving Doc to look around in confusion] Okay, the two red ones are walking away, uh but the purple one is... [Scary voice] I think he's going to attack.

Church:
Purple? Oh wait, the purple guy is that worthless medic.

Tucker:
He's not gonna attack, he's a pussy-fest.

Church:
Pacifist.

Tucker:
Ah, whatever, let's tie him up and roll him through the teleporter.

Church:
Wait a second, wait a second, think about this for a minute. Why would the reds leave him out there by himself? This has to be some kinda trick.

Caboose:
I'll bet they've used some kind of... brainwashing technique on him! They're-they're probably planning to have him do all their dirty plans! And also the schemes!

Tucker:
Caboose, that is ridiculous.

Caboose:
{stares at Tucker through the scope] Is it? Or is it so ridiculous, it's the most ridiculously perfect idea that you never thought of?

Tucker:
No, just the regular kind of ridiculous.