Red vs. Blue, Season 2

Caboose's mental image of himself:
I see. So you're from the outside. That's where the other is from as well.

Church:
The other? Wait, you mean O'Malley? Have you seen him?

Caboose's mental image of Church:
Of course he's seen him, you idiot! You think Mr. Caboose would miss something like that, you sleazy douchebag fuck?!

Church:
Hold on a second. Who the hell are you?

Caboose's mental image of Church:
My name is Church, butt-wiping ass-munch!

Church:
[To Tex] This guy's kind of an asshole.

Tex:
Yeah, we've met.

Caboose's mental image of Church:
And I'm Caboose's best friend, so don't get any ideas about kissing up, you lip-lipping fuck-suck!

Church:
Okay, there's a lot of stuff in that sentence I didn't like.

Tex:
Just play along, Church. We're gonna need this guys if we're gonna find O'Malley.

Caboose's mental image of Tucker:
I'm gonna go look for girls.