Red vs. Blue, Season 2

[Doc has just woken up in Blood Gulch; Vic is heard over the intercom]

Vic:
Hello, dude? Come in. Doctor-Dude, are you there? Hello? Paging Doctor-Dude, to the radio, STAT. I need 20 ccs of 'what the hell's going on there', dude.

Doc:
Ugh...what happened?

Vic:
Hey, you tell me dude. One minute we're talking about a hole in the wall; the next thing I know, you turn into Grumps McGurt. Sounded like you needed a lozenge. Threatened to eat my children... not very cool, dude.

Doc:
Jeez, did I really? I'm sorry. Something went wrong with my radio and I heard this weird beeping, honking-

Vic:
Hey, no offense taken, dude. Don't got any kids anyway.

Doc:
What?

Vic:
'Ol Vic's been through the snip-n'-stitch, if you know what I mean.

Doc:
I don't wanna hear about that-

Vic:
Winky-Blinky the One-Eyed Sergeant's firin' blanks-

Doc:
That's weird-

Vic:
-if ya get me. It's vayo con dios to the vas deferens.

Doc:
Yeah, alright. Enough. I get you.

Vic:
I mean a vasectomy, dude.