Red vs. Blue, Season 2

Tucker:
Man Caboose, you were asleep for a long time. What were you dreaming about?

Caboose:
Ohhhh nothing. I do not like to dream. I try not to think while I am sleeping.

Tucker:
That's pretty much how you function while you're awake too.

Caboose:
I think consistency is important.

Church:
[In ghost form] Well you look okay, then again that's just the armor. How do you feel?

Caboose:
Great! [Short pause] Who are you?

Church:
Oh come on, not this again! How can you seriously not remember me?!

Caboose:
Oh of course! I remember you. [Shorter pause] You're Marvin!

Church:
[Slowly] I'm Church.

Caboose:
I think I would remember a name That ridiculous. Nope. You are definitely Phill.

Church:
You killed me with the tank.

Caboose:
Dave!

Church:
You insulted my girlfriend, you called her a cow.

Caboose:
Terrence!

Tucker:
Dude, he called her a slut.

Caboose:
Phineas?

Church:
You're whole life is based around pleasing me.

Caboose:
Wally.

Church:
In fact, I think you're kind of obsessed w-

Caboose:
Milo?

Church:
-ith being my best friend.

Caboose:
[To Tucker] Psst! The new guy is pretty full of himself.

Church:
New guy? What the? I'm not the new guy! You're the new guy!

Tucker:
I don't know, I kinda like it. I can get used to calling you rookie.

Church:
Oh yeah? Could you get used to me beating you to death?

Caboose:
[To Tucker again] Psst! What's wrong with the rookie? He seems mad.

Church:
Oh son of a bitch.

Caboose:
Hooven?