Red vs. Blue, Season 2

[Reds negotiate with the Blues with Church possessing Donut, posing as a prisoner]:

Sarge:
What's this business? The Blues are giving up? I smell a trap. Or rat. Or rat in a trap. Don't accept, Simmons.

Simmons:
You can't surrender, Blues! We haven't attacked you! Now go home and wait for us to attack and then you can surrender!

Grif:
Wait. If we accept, that means we will have two surrenders and they will have none. That means we WIN!

Simmons:
Win what?

Grif:
Uh, I don't know. The war... or something, right?

Simmons:
You're an idiot.

Church:
[shouting to Reds from a distance] In exchange for not killing us, they, them, we, they would like to (Tucker turns to him and stares at him) release the robot guy and me. [pause] The pink guy.

Tucker:
Are you becoming retarded?

Simmons:
What should we do, sir?

Sarge:
I'm torn, between my intense distrust of the blue team, and the need for plans stored in my favourite robotic creation. No offense, Simmons.

Simmons:
None taken, sir. You removed the negative emotional center of my brain, and implanted it in Grif.

Grif:
[crying] I CAN'T, I JUST CAN'T TAKE THIS, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

Church:
I don't think they're going for it.