Red vs. Blue, Season 3

Tucker:
Uuuuugghhh...

Donut:
Come on mister Blue guy, you gotta wake up, wake up!

Tucker:
It hurts...just let me die.

Donut:
You can't die! I'm bored! All these girls wanna talk about is chick stuff, and not the fun chick stuff like ribbons and unicorns.

[Camera goes to a view where Tex is talking to Sheila behind Donut]

Tex:
I don't have treads, but I often find them staring at things they really shouldn't be.

[Camera goes back to Donut]

Donut:
You see? Boring stuff, like oppression and a hostile work environment!

Tucker:
Get Doc, I need Doc.

Donut:
I can't, he got possessed by the evil guy and they escaped! He's the one who shot you, don't you remember?

Tucker:
I know, I want him to shoot me again.

Donut:
Now, now, now. Sounds like someone's got a case of the poor me's. If you were gonna die, you would have done it by now! Maybe you just need to realize you're gonna to have to live with intense pain.

Tucker:
Get that Sarge guy. Have him make me a new body.

Donut:
Ugh, we can't. We're out of parts because we overused that joke, and Sarge left with the others to go chase Doc. But don't you worry, they left a long time ago, so I'm sure they'll be back any minute. Simmons had a foolproof plan to catch 'em.