Red vs. Blue, Season 3

[A red soldier runs up behind a blue and kills him]

Red Soldier:
Oh yeah! Oh no!

[The soldier gets killed by a sniper shot to the head]

Blue Sniper:
Head shot! [The sniper gets hit by a rocket] Oh! You rocket whore!

Blue Soldier:
Yeah! You want some!? I got some for you! How 'bout you?

Red Soldier:
The only good blue is a dead blue!

Red Soldier:
Christ, this water's cold!

Red and Blue Soldiers Alternating, while shooting over a rock at each other:
Hey, ho, hey, ho, hey, ho, hey, YO!

[The Blue soldier gets hit by a rocket]

Red Soldier:
Weak! You took my kill!

Rocket Red Soldier:
I didn't see your name on it!

[As the Rocket Soldier runs past a rock, he gets shot and killed by a blue hiding behind the rock]

Rocket Soldier:
Oh, you fucking camping bitch!

Blue Camper:
It's a legitimate strategy!

[The blue runs away, and when he runs out from behind a rock, he almost gets hit by a sniper shot]

Blue Camper:
Whoa!

Red Sniper:
Damn! Hey Blue, we're the only two left, let's work together!

Blue Camper:
What do you mean?

Red Sniper:
I'm coming out!

Blue Camper:
Okay, I'm coming out too!

[The two meet in the middle of the creek]

Blue Camper:
What did you mean we could work as a team?

[The Red Sniper smashes his rifle into the Blue Camper's head, killing him]

Red Sniper:
I bash you in the head with my rifle, and you die! Good teamwork, you fucking noob! Good game! Good game everybody, GG man, GG! [The Sniper dies with no cause] Blah!

Sarge:
I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is! My only choice is to blame Grif for coming up with such a flawed plan. Stupid, stupid Grif.

Caboose:
I am so confused. Where is Church? I need Church to tell me what to think. Church can handle this, he can handle anything!