Red vs. Blue, Season 3

Church:
[Church runs into several other Church's who have failed to change the sequence of events leading to episode 49] What the hell is all of this?

Church 2:
Dear God in heaven.

Church 3:
Oh here he is, late again.

Church:
Who are you guys?

Church 3:
We're you, dumbass! We just keep screwing up and being blown back to the computer terminal. Than we teleport here to try again.

Church 2:
I know that man, you told me last time!

Church 3:
I'm not talking to you I'm talking to the new you.

Church 2:
Oh right, sorry I'm still getting used to all this.

Church 4:
Dumbass,

Church 2:
Hey shut up.

Church:
How did all you guys screw up?

Church 4:
Well when Tucker points the rocket launcher at us, I try to explain the situation to everybody and oddly Caboose was the only one who understood it right away. Anyway by the time I got finished answering questions the bomb went off and I went back in time.

Church 5:
Right, then I teleported back to Sidewinder and thought if I could shoot Wyoming before he shoots Tucker I could fix everything. But I shoot Wyoming then Tucker shot me, the bomb went off anyway, and I got sent back in time.

Church 2:
Then I teleported back and just decided to kill everybody that I could see.

Church:
Why'd you do that?

Church 2:
Well... I don't know, it seemed like fun. I think I went a little nuts there for awhile.

Church:
Well then what did you do?

Yellow Armored Church:
Dude don't ask, trust me it... it didn't work.

Church 4:
So now we all come back here beforehand to discuss we did and to see if we can collectively figure out a better plan beforehand.

Church 2:
You said beforehand twice.

Church:
Well in that case what I was thinking about doing was-

All Churches:
That won't work.