Red vs. Blue, Season 3

Church:
I learned a very valuable lesson on my travels, Tucker. No matter how bad things might seem...

Caboose:
They could be worse?

Church:
Nope, no matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit yer bitching.

Caboose:
Where have you been?

Church:
You want the long version or the short version?

Caboose:
I will take the easy version please.

Tucker:
I want to hear the long version but can I hear it in 3 parts?