Red vs. Blue, Season 3

Sarge:
Grif, don't interrupt me when I'm leading in a battle situation!

Grif:
... We're in battle?

Sarge:
Course we are! Now get ready for your orders. Donut!

Donut:
Yes sir!

Sarge:
Scream like a woman!

Donut:
Caaaaan do. AHHHHHHHHH!

[Donut continues to scream in background while running around]

Sarge:
Grif!

Grif:
What?

Sarge:
Prepare to sacrifice yourself to save a nearby superior officer.

Grif:
I don't think I've been trained on that.

Sarge:
Simmons, kiss ass at will.

Simmons:
You're both an excellent leader and a handsome man, sir!

Sarge:
Excellent work Simmons! Incoming!

[Both Grif and Sarge duck to avoid a rocket]

Sarge:
Grif, you're up.

Grif:
Permission to assist Donut sir!

Sarge:
Permission denied. Continue with operation Meatshield. Remember, just cause your bones are broken doesn't mean it won't stop bullets from hitting me. Now get out there!

Simmons:
Good call sir!

Sarge:
You're on your way to a medal Simmons. In fact, medals all the way around! Purple heart for Grif, pink heart for Donut, and a brown nose for Simmons.

Donut:
I'm too young to die! I'm too pretty to die! I haven't even seen Paris yet...