Red vs. Blue, Season 4

Church:
Anyways I was sitting there talking to Gary about the great destroyer at the time we thought was Tex.

Gary(in the story):
The great destroyer has arrived, the end is near. The great destroyer has arrived, the end is near.

Church(in the story):
Oh come on gary gary gary stop stop stop stop stop, hey if Tex isn't the destroyer for the prophecy then who is?

Church:
And that's when I turned around and i saw...

Caboose:
Saw what? Saw O'Malley?

Church:
What the... Caboose get out of the story man, no it wasn't O'Malley-

Caboose(interrupting):
What was it?!

Church:
Stop interrupting me and I'll tell you.

Caboose(interupting again):
A helicopter?

Tucker:
Yeah Caboose shut up.

Church:
Yeah Tucker you're interrupting too, just get out of the story!

Tucker:
Me? I'm just here to spice things up! Check this out.

[Tucker mimics Tex]

Tucker as Tex:
Hi everybody, I'm super horny from all the robot killing. Hey, is it hot in here? Who wants to help me out of this heavy armor? This breastplate is so itchy.

Tucker:
Bow chicka bow-

[Tex points her gun at Tucker's head and cocks it back]

Tucker:
-whoa, ok, story's over!

Tex:
You're a pig.

Tucker:
I didn't even get to the part where the sailors show up.

Tex:
Just tell us, what did you see?

Church:
Well...It was a really big...thing.

Tex:
That's your story? You saw a big thing...

Tucker:
, Ah, my story had a big thing in it too. You just didn't give it time to develop.

Church:
Well, I really didn't get a clear look at it.

Caboose:
At Tucker's big thing?