Red vs. Blue, Season 4

[The Reds discuss the sighting of the Tank]

Simmons:
I'm telling you it was here! It drove by while you were talking, you had your back turned and it went zoom right behind you!

Donut:
Well it really sounded like, (Starts to make a bad impersonation of the tank, along with some fake screaming).

Simmons:
That's not the important part of the story, Donut!

Sarge:
(sarcastically) Sure, Simmons, I believe you. You saw an enormous tank that appeared miraculously, and then just as quickly disappeared. And you're the only one that can see it. Just like signs of Donut's heterosexuality!

Simmons:
No I'm not! Donut saw it!

Donut:
Yeah!

Sarge:
Donut's impressionable. He'd agree with anything you said.

Donut:
Yeah!

Sarge:
Aw hell, he'd eat a spoonful of dirt if you told him it tasted like chocolate!

Donut:
*gasp!* That's not true!

Sarge:
Heh heh, so that's where you draw the line?

Donut:
No, I mean, it's not true that dirt tastes like chocolate.. right?, seriously right?

Simmons:
Okay, well Grif saw it too, we all saw it!

Grif:
(lying) I don't know what you are talking about, I didn't see a damn thing.

Simmons:
What?