Red vs. Blue, Season 4

[Tucker notices Tex staring at the alien's crotch]

Tucker:
Let me put it this way; I felt less threatened when Tex was staring at just the sword.

[Tex snaps out of her trance]

Tex:
Whu-What? Oh, I was just admiring his... His alien... Muscle structure...

Tucker:
Yeah, one particular part of his muscle structure...

Tex:
Well, that's just a matter of penis- I mean opinion! Opinion... that's... what i meant.

Church:
Smooth.

Caboose (horrified):
You told me it was another arm...

Alien (happily):
Blaaaaarrrrrggg!

Andy (laughing):
Hey, Caboose, high five!

Caboose (disturbed):
I don't want to do that anymore...