Red vs. Blue, Season 4

Donut:
Halt! Who goes there?

Simmons:
Donut, it's me. (dressed in blue)

Donut:
Oh, right, you. What do you want?

Simmons:
I want to talk to Sarge, I just found out some info. Wait, why am I answering your questions?

Donut:
I said hold it. (points gun at Simmons)

Simmons:
What's your problem, Donut?

Donut:
Sarge told me to not to let anyone in the base. And I'm pretty sure "anyone" includes the enemy.

Simmons:
I'm not the enemy.

Donut:
Oh please, you're dressed in blue. FYI there's kind of a theme around here. You're blue, I'm red.

Simmons:
More like pink.

Donut:
I have a gun.

Simmons:
OK, OK, I only dressed like this to trick the Blues.

Donut:
You helped the Blues.

Simmons:
And fooled them.

Donut:
You knocked Sarge out, twice.

Simmons:
Once again Donut, to fool the Blues. And to work out some unresolved issues with father figures. But look, just go ask Sarge, he knows it's me. Hell, even Grif knows it's me.

Donut:
Oh sure, Everyone knows who you are but me.

Simmons:
No, the Blues don't know either.