Red vs. Blue, Season 4

Caboose:
No, we came home because the alien died, and because the, uh, glowing sword turned out to be a, uh, glowing key.

Church:
Yeah, glowing key that can still stab people.

Caboose:
Right.

Church:
So it is a sword, It just happens to function like a key in very specific situations.

Caboose:
Or it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.

Church:
God damn man, I would love to live in your world for about ten minutes.

Caboose:
Yeah. I have a really good time.

Church:
Ehehehyeah, it seems like it. You know I don't think I'd get anything done, but I probably wouldn't care that much.