Red vs. Blue, Season 4

Sarge:
Lopez? Donut, where did you find him?

Donut:
Right here.

Simmons:
How were you two talking? Lopez, do you speak English now?

Lopez:
No.

Caption:
No.

Grif:
Well, if he doesn't then why did he just say no in English? Busted.

Donut:
I took four years of high school Spanish. That's the best way to learn any language.

Sarge:
What've you two been talkin' about?

Donut:
Oh, the usual Spanish fare. I told him my name, I asked him what his name was, I asked if he knew where the bathroom was, how much a ticket for the train costs, and I asked him for the cheque.

Lopez:
Haga por favor que el hombre rosado para el hablando con mí.

Caption:
Please make the pink one stop talking to me.

Sarge:
Ask him where he's been - No, ask him where he's going - Wait, ask him if he has our secret plans. And if he missed me.

Donut:
¿Lopez, que es el tiempo?

Caption:
Lopez, do you know what time it is?

Donut:
Voy a ir a la playa con mi primo qui juega el tenis.

Caption:
I am going to the beach with my cousin who likes to play tennis.

Donut:
Yo comido un lápiz.

Caption:
I ate a pencil.

Donut:
Adios!

Lopez:
...

Caption:
...

Donut:
Hmm, looks like he's not talkin', Sarge.