Red vs. Blue, Season 4

Doc:
Hey, guys? I've figured out what's wrong.

Church:
What is it, Doc?

Doc:
You're not gonna like the diagnosis.

O'Malley:
Hmhmhmhm which is ironic, because I think it's absolutely delightful, muhahahaha.

Church:
Just tell us, Doc. We can take it.

Doc:
Your friend is -

Caboose:
Dying? Oh, no!

Doc:
No, he's not dying, he just has -

Caboose:
No chance to live. I knew it!

Church:
Caboose, one more interruption outta you, and he's gonna have two patients.

Doc:
How do I say this, your friend is...

Church:
Why are you pausing? Caboose is not gonna interrupt you this time.

Doc:
No, that was just for dramatic effect. He's pregnant.

Caboose:
Oh, good... Wait, what?

O'Malley:
Hmhmhmhmhm, preggers, muahaha.

Church:
All right, are we paying for this service, because, if we are, I want a refund. And if we're not, I want a refund