Red vs. Blue, Season 4

Caboose:
Uh, I think I need to stay here and guaaaaard... this rock. From Tucker. Because I'm pretty sure that's how this whole thing started.

Church:
Alright, what's wrong? You seem nervous.

Caboose:
What if Tucker is contagious? I do not want to catch pregnancy!

Church:
Hey! No one is pregnant! And seriously, Caboose, when I get done with this, we gotta have a little talk, man. There's a book I've got that we can read together.

Caboose:
(short pause) I'd like that.

O'Malley:
Maybe you can have the bowling ball fill you in on some of the basics, let me get you started. There's three holes. (short, maniacal laugh)

Doc:
Oh, gross

O'Malley:
I meant in the bowling ball!