Red vs. Blue, Season 4

Doc:
It's true, your friend Tucker is pregnant. See, my little gizmo lights up green to indicate pregnancy.

Church:
I thought it lights up green to indicate flesh wounds.

Doc:
Yeah also that.

Church:
And infectious diseases.

Doc:
Hyeah, it lights up green for just about everything. It takes a while to figure out the difference. Like this green, [points to Church's head] indicates a high level of anger stemming from suppressed feelings of inadequacy.

Church:
If that thing keeps talking bad about me, I'm gonna fucking smash it.

Doc:
[points to Church's crotch] And this green means impotency. Oops, actually that green causes impotency. My bad, Church.

Church:
Oh, that's okay. I wasn't using it anyway.